User blog:LastationLover5000/Fairy Tail 283 - In Which Nakama Is Spoken (Natsu vs. Sabertooth)

"Out of the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I HAVE NO USE FOR YOU!"

- Natsu Dragneel

"We won't lose to the likes of you guys. And you won't surpass us. If you're a guild, take care of your nakama. That's all I have to say."

- Natsu to Sabertooth at large



Good fucking Noire, this chapter was more awesome than anything that has come before, sans anytime Jellal does anything, even blinking.

So, let's start. Naturally, it's where we left off, Natsu having just stormed Fairy Tail and he's pissed. Like, we need to change our background image to match his fury. Needless to say, everyone is like "What the fuck, Natsu!? Fairy Tail launching an attack on us!? What could we possibly have done to warrant this?"

"Oh crap that's right. Her."

Dumbledouche questions Natsu's seriousness, to which Natsu says that anyone who takes their Nakama for granted are unforgivable. To this, Dumbledouche replies he doesn't know that Natsu is talking about. Please note, he probably isn't acting like he forgot he kicked Yukino out. The concept of "nakama" is alien to this guy. Sting and Rogue are both shocked, Sting because he's a douche. So, Dumbledouche sicks some mook on Natsu, saying if he wants to play with the big boys, prove he is one.

It works as well as expected.

So, Natsu charges right in at the douche and punches him. To Zico's possible delight and my horror, he seemed to be shrugging it off and hit Natsu with..a kiai!? However, Natsu comes through for me and unleashes on this bitch, giving him a beatdown that could have only been more epic if he had been in Asspull Mode (Lightning Fire Dragon Slayer), (Oh wait, he was), and then punches with such force that it blows out the building...only to be stopped by this: So she's not a loli. You win this round, Zico.

Minerva. Who isn't a loli, but hot nonetheless. She uses whatever magic she has to stop Natsu's Asspull Mode Punch. How strong is she? And also, she's Dumbledouche's DAUGHTER! So, she blackmails Natsu with Happy, forcing Natsu to surrender and leave. However, Natsu get's the last word in, telling them that if they are any kind of guild, take care of your comrades.

Zico....you win this round. -.-