User blog:LastationLover5000/Fairy Tail 362 - In Which Apparently Happy Is God (Natsu vs. Jackal)

Oh boy. Hello everyone, it's me, Darkrai, Aha, whatever name you use for me. I know some of you are expecting another chapter review, but I can easily sum this chapter up in a few words.

"Natsu kicked ass." That is about it. Actually, for the benefit of Per: Wow Such Natsu Much overpower Very irritate Wow

So instead of a review (because what is there to review, I am not giving a play-by-play of Natsu's fight), I instead have a small little rant.

''What. The. Fuck?''

I am about to really let myself go in this speech because this is actually ticking me off. Not only did we get the same standard fucking fare of Natsu EASILY KICKING THE ASS OF A VILLAIN WHO SHOULD BE RIPPING HIM LIMB FROM FUCKING LIMB INSTEAD but Happy, fucking HAPPY, the flying fucking cat, survives an explosion MEANT TO DESTROY AN ENTIRE FUCKING TOWN with nothing more than fizzled hair. WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THIS!? TO ILLUSTRATE THAT JACKAL WAS FUCKING WEAK!? WAS THERE ANY POINT TO THE FEAR AND CONCERN LAST CHAPTER, WHEN WAS GOING TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE AND THAT COUNCILMAN!? NOT IF THIS IT EXTENT OF HIS POWER! If this is all Happy, who has no combat potential at all and should be as weak as a small child, can get away with, from an explosion meant to destroy an entire town, let me keep stressing that, the councilman and that woman should have gotten away with singed fucking hair at the worst of it. Fuck you, Hiro. Why are you repeatedly sparing your main characters!? You couldn't kill Gray, and God knows I'd have sent you mountains of gift baskets if you'd just removed him from the equation, you couldn't kill Erza earlier on, you couldn't kill Future!Lucy, God knows how unimportant she was, ARCADIOS FUCKING SURVIVED WALKING IN LAVA, and now Happy, MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY, SURVIVES AN EXPLOSION MEANT TO DESTROY AN ENTIRE TOWN! Why are we even concerned about Laxus? Don't worry about him everyone, he's gonna recover and be fit to fight by the climax of the arc, Hiro is apparently as bad as Kubo and can't fucking kill anyone. Even fucking FAMILY GUY killed off Brian (God bless you, Seth MacFarlane). A fucking American Animated TV Show with no plot whatsoever, CAN STILL KILL A MAIN CHARACTER!!!!! WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE FOR THIS, HIRO!? IS HAPPY HIDING SOME GREAT SOURCE OF MAGIC!? WHY HASN'T HE BEEN BLOWN TO FUCKING PIECES! Barring the fact that NO ONE fucking likes Happy, this could have given Natsu so much motivation to go after Tarataros beyond whatever his bullshit drive is now. For some ungodly reason, everyone in Fairy Tail loves Happy. This could have motivated every-fucking-body, but you're all "Nope, fuck all of you, fuck that, fuck the impact of a main character death despite the benefits to my story!". ''Fuck. You. Hiro.''

Just....fucking....this is the first time in a long time I've truly regretted looking at Fairy Tail, which is a series I've loved ever since Per and Ash introduced me to it. The previous arc may have had it's ups and downs but I thought Hiro could actually pull back up.

I'm not even rating this chapter, it was bullshit and we all know it.