User blog comment:LastationLover5000/SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!/@comment-1759748-20121129221345

Actually Aha, I would like to break your theory that other holidays moved in on Christmas's turf. December 25th is known as Yule, a very, very important occult holy day (or holiday, however you wish to pronounce it it is fine.) The Catholic Church (no offense to any Catholics on the site) decreed that Christ's birth, the Holiest of Holy Days for any self-respecing Christian would replace Yule in order to stamp out occultism. Obviously, that failed...hard.

So, basically, December isn't about Christmas, it's about chopping down a tree and making a giant dude made of wood stuffed with criminals and lightning it up like we do on New Years.

...Maybe I should lay off the occult studies for a few days.