User:Pure Blank

Who the hell am I?

Good that you asked, but I am just a tall male. That is all you need to know...But if you need more then I am a person who is often described as "bipolar" by my friends, and that is a pretty good way of describing me. Must I say more? Thought not.

Why should you care who I am?

Man, you're killing it with these questions; but you shouldn't care who I am, as all this could be one big, elaborate, pointless lie. I could be a Norwegian midget who drinks from human skulls and believes that the lizard people are real, but then again, so could you be. - The No Life King