User blog:LastationLover5000/Fairy Tail 301 - In Which Hiro Has Been Reading My Things (The Dragon King)

"The Dragon King's name...was Acnologia. Whilst being a Dragon, it also bears wings of darkness"

- Zealconis



Hey guys! Sorry for the bit of a wait. I'll be here bringing Fairy Tail to you every Friday, unless the job is passed to User:Ash9876 or User:Perchan. What's a team without a mascot? And now, without further ado: Let's push the button

Oh...oh...today was a fucking GOOD DAY FOR FAIRY TAIL in way more than one respect. Not only did the plot advance, and fucking ho did the plot advance, I think I may be psychic. So, as I sit here eating my white rice, teriyaki chicken and pork, and chow mein, making you all hungry, let us begin.

Wendy, my Wendy (the rest of you can go to the corner of "Fuck" and take a left at "Off"), is creating a magic circle (probably the first we've seen in the series that wasn't from the anime. Where the hell did they come up with that?), and it's apparently necessary to summon the dragons. Anyone notice something? My Big Three manga (mine), seem to be summoning the dead alot...Naruto....Bleach (where the DEAD can summon the dead), and now Fairy Tail. PER, IN OUR STORIES, WE MUST SUMMON THE DEAD! IT WILL MAKE US POPULAR! -clear throat- Anyway, she begins the spell, I have like only one complaint: Wendy's skirt did not rise high enough. If I was drawing this, panties would be visible Either way, my precious Wendy's magic calls upon the soulof a Dragon, granting him a decent enough form, all the while making us shit ourselves: FS RO DAH

What's that? No, sorry, I don't play Skyrim. This Dragon is rather...hilarious. I like him. He's just the right amount of troll. Anyway, his name is Zealconis, the Emerald Dragon. This totally justifies my Diamond Dragon, thank you Hiro. Who wants to bet we'll see Emerald Dragon Slayer in the comings weeks? Probably days, given some of the people that come here. Due to Natsu's reactions, Zealconis calls us a stupid species...Zealconis, while humans aren't known for their brains (everyone in government, I'm looking at you), I tell you, NATSU IS NOT THE REPRESENTATIVE FOR OUR SPECIES! Despite saying he doesn't wanna talk to them...he then decides to go into the story anyway. SERIOUSLY, IS IT BAD THAT I WANNA HAVE COFFEE WITH THIS DRAGON? Just a cuppa. So as it turns out, the Dragons used to run this shit, living peacefully, protected from everyone else by their great power. Until one Dragon proposed not killing humans for the evulz...and a war broke out. A war...the last Great Time War...everyone lost. Whoops...wrong series, sorry. It was a civil war, not a time war. Dragons who liked the humans, and Dragons who wanted to just continue to kill 'em off like jackasses. Zealconis battled as part of the opposition side.... As if that was any surprise

The pro-human side then put a drastic plan into action. Granting humans the powers of Dragons, to slay Dragons. We all know what it is, it's popular on this wiki. Dragon Slayer Magic. One Dragon Slayer was so insane he continued to kill and kill Dragons with his Magic...until he became a Dragon himself. Which is totally the polar opposite of my Compact Regression, Hiro, I love you. He became the Dragon King, hence the Dragon King Festival. That's king's name? Acnologia. ....HA! ZICO, IN YO FACE! In one of my earlier blogs, I FUCKING PREDICTED THIS VERY THING!!!!!!!! Oh Zico...you owe me so many cookies right now.

And as if THAT wasn't enough, Usopp or whatever his real name is, Arcasomethin', shows up, and according to his research (what are you, Dorothy Ann?), it was Zeref who made Acnologia into a Dragon, possibly as some form of punishment. This would make sense, since Zeref was obviously aware of the Dragon beforehand. So, defeating Zeref would be the first step in putting the mightiest Dragon of them all down for good. At least this relaxes me. I was afraid users would suddenly start making Dragons that were Slayers and then we'd have to be all:

Score
The art in Fairy Tail is almost always awesome, and today didn't disappoint, so 10. The story...oh the story...we got a LOT of exposition today from a far more reliable narrator and it told us so much. History of Dragons, the start of the Dragon Slayers, the creation of Acnologia and now Usopp (no, really, the hell is his name?) is finally starting to step up and put things in motion, so hell, a 10. There was no fight today, but that won't impact the scoring. Congratulations, Fairy Tail! You have earned a perfect 10.

Fairy Tail is all done for today, but it'll be back next week in Fairy Tail 302 - The Eclipse Plan. User:Perchan will be in charge of the blog that week, though she doesn't know it yet. As always, I enjoy the comments, and I hope to see many. Go wild, and I don't care if you keep it clean.