User blog:LastationLover5000/Fairy Tail 310 - To The Place Where We Are

"Magic that modifies conditions doesn't affect me. My job is to support everyone. But...when I have to fight...I become a Sky Dragon!"

- Wendy Marvell

"Poison? For a demon, that's a treat."

- Mirajane Strauss

Welcome to the Chapter Review Corner



Hey guys! Fairy Tail is out today, which means another blog for today. To those new to my blogs, welcome. To my continued readership, all I have to say is thanks.



It's time to push the button

Oh Loke....you Stupid, Sexy Flanders. So, hi everybody. It's been almost a month since I did one of these. Due to laziness, I had let Per take over, I haven't done one since the 9th, so let's get down. This entire chapter was rather anticlimactic, but, eh. With the returning of their keys, the girls are able to summon their spirits against Popeye guy. Yukino starts off by using the Pisces:

The woman could be sexier, the boy is Mako Tsunami.

Pretty sure Kagura would still crush these two. So, Popeye tries to use his gravity magic, but Yukino stops that with Libra. Ironically, the Pisces are rendered useless by water. You guys are fucking FISHLOL!. Naturally, this gives way to Aquarius. Then we just cut to Lily's fight, where he's up against Acid Dude (does he have a name?) and he cut's acid because apparently you can't do that? AND THEN WE CUT TO WENDY!!!! So, Cosmos' little Sleep Powder is rendered completely useless by my precious Wendy's ReReze spell (this is mangapanda, so, is that even the correct spelling?), and proceeds to rip into Cosmos with her Wind Magic. Hey Zico. Are you hearing my gloating laughter yet? Wendy is becoming bawser. Suck it mate.

Wendy is getting more and more awesome as time goes on. I can't wait to see another actual fight with her though. Either way, Cosmos just got beaten by a little child. GO DIE IN A HOLE BITCH, YOU TRIED TO HURT WENDY!!! ...breathe...in and out...in and out....Then we're treated to Mirajane waxing philosophical about her views on the use of magic...before she renders the Shikigami girl's magic utterly useless. And we were also treated to boobs, conveniently blocked nipples too.

Bet you were expecting Mira's demon form? AHAHAHA NO. Why? Because tit, that's why. I AM SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW! ...Not sure where that came from, heh...heh...heh heh....Good Noire, first review I do in a month and I'm losing my touch. Finally. we're shown with Natsu beating up on the guy who I can't call anything else but Amon guy because...well, the mask. He's just not the Solution. He takes a minute to remind Natsu that his actions are going against the Kingdom. Natsu tells him to think twice before going against Fairy Tail, Kingdom be damned. GO WENDY!!! DEM LOLI LEGS! FUCK THE REST OF YOU!....EXCEPT MAYBE MIRA!!!! ...And then Natsu punches his face in, and they gather them all in one area, and demand the location of the exit, lest he execute them...end chapter.

WHAT THE FUCK, HIRO!? You built these guys up to be the dreaded, uber badass executioners, and they get WOMPED? Well, at least Wendy was awesome.

Score
The art style in Fairy Tail is always great, it's Fairy Tail, 10/10. The story...we didn't really progress much, the chapter seemed rushed, kinda like this review, like Hiro didn't care much this week. The fights were really awesome, and I loved how Wendy made herself be all super cool. which is why this was a 7/10 instead of a 5/10 like I intended, because the Garou Knights failed to deliver, and it was just curbstomp after curbstomp. Overall...the chapter is 'Good'. It was't bad, but you could have done better Hiro. Don't do this again, wasting good characters.

Poll
What did you think of the Garou Knights> Completely wasted, Hiro wasted a good set of characters, I expected much more. It's Fairy Tail, this is realistic by now.

Poll
How weird was I? ....Dude, just...what the fuck? Not that weird, maybe a bit off it. I didn't notice a thing.

Fairy Tail is all done for today, but I assume it'll be back. The last page didn't tell me the next chapter, so....ANYWAY! Go wild, and I don't care if you keep it clean.