User blog:Perchan/In Which I Shed Manly Tears Even Though I Am A Girl (The Burning Earth)

Anyway, Per's time to shine~

Anyway, Magical Per-chan here again. I hate to sound arrogant, but I'm sure you all enjoy my reviews just as much as Aha and Ashy. 'Nuff said lol.

NOW

Onto the chapter. I hope you enjoy, my children :)

Chapter Review
Alright, going from last chapter which I have barely any recollection of, FT fighting the Garou Knights, who look like One Piece crossovers. Ooooh, nice cover...Gotta love Lucy! But come on Mashima, promoting herself? >< *ahem* Anyway...

Natsu prepares to fight his opponent, who tells him to repent for his sins...yeah, you know who this guy reminds me of. It's his way of talking, not my fault there(it would be an awesome twist, however, if it was in fact Zeref, but even I, the crazy theory inventor, doubt it). We see Makarov's bunch for a while, and they all brighten up the mood a little, and then back to Natsu's fight. So, the guy fights with his axes...no surprise there. He aims for the neck. Obviously he does! No surprise here either.

"MUERE SEIYAAAAA!"

Lily has trouble fighting the Fatty who uses Acid in his attacks. Acid Magic? For some reason, he reminds me of Purple Haze from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure ಠ_ಠ but let's ignore this for now. Kamika uses poison papers this time. Poison, paralysis...what's next? Petrification? Sleep? Zombification? Ice? ...GODDAMMIT MIRA! BEAT HER ASS!!! DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND COMMENT ON HER KILLING INTENT! YOU HAVE PLENTY OF THIS YOURSELF!

In Wendy's fight, Cosmos(who looked like Juvia in that panel) attacks Wendy with her paper bombs...and the sadistic lady almost has an orgasm by seeing Wendy getting hurt (not sure if turned on or scared) and, it looks like she causes Wendy to fall asleep. Honestly, I don't like Cosmos. Yes, she's cute...but she hurt everyone's favourite loli! But this chapter seems normal fare until...

On Lucy's group, things are not better either. Uosuke causes the ground to crumble and everyone almost falls in the lava. Arcadios looks very worried...and that's something that's been worrying me for the last chapters. Is he a good guy after all? Or a bad guy? I don't know anymore! He probably just wants to get in Hisui's panties and tries to act like a boss.

Happy and Carla try to save the day, but the young Exceeds are owned, since this guy also commands Gravity. First Lava, then Gravity? What sorcery is this? Anyway, the young Exceeds fail and....WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



ARCADIOS DIED!!! A guy hasn't died like, forever!!! And it's someone who was supposed to be a villain too!...Oh my god...I can't stop crying. Just T~T. Anyway, his last words were pointed at Lucy and Yukino and he told them to meet Hisui, before he was engulfed by lava. What the hell?! She's the one who imprisoned them in the first place! What is the guy thinking?

CAN'T.

STOP.

THE.

TEARS.

...

...

....Oh wait.

Mashima must be doing something right, when after 311114445641144664664646 chances for anyone to die, I'm still able to think that a person really died in FT and I cry so hard every time.

And they didn't.

Well lol. So yeah, ignore the above. Horologium saved his ass.



And then...A WILD LEO APPEARS!

I was so happy right about now. This was freaking boss! He gives Lucy and Yukino back their keys, and with the 12 keys gathered, Team Lucy begins the counterattack...and stupid Uosuke looks scared- so much for the most fearsome assassin of the group. Natsu acts like a FRIEEEEEEEEEEEENDSHIIIIIIIIP boss as well, and the chapter ends around there...

Anyway the review's done for today.

Comments belong in the comments sections as always (YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKED COMMENTS SO I PUT A COMMENT IN YOUR COMMENT SECTION...I'll admit that was terrible.) and state your thoughts on this chapter.

Per out.

Magic used

 * Acid Magic
 * Paper Magic
 * Plant Magic (プラントマジック, Puranto Majikku)
 * Terrain Effect Magic
 * Celestial Spirit Magic (星霊魔法, Seirei Mahō)
 * Summoned The Clock, Horologium
 * Summoned The Lion, Leo

Spells used

 * Paper Blizzard: Green Dance
 * Spore Bomb: Rinka Renka
 * Makura Kamura
 * Terrain Effect: Lava Territory
 * Terrain Effect: Gravitational Territory

Abilities used

 * Battle Mode Shift (戦闘モードシフト, Sentō Mōdo Shifuto)
 * Enhanced Reflexes
 * Enhanced Durability
 * Enhanced Strength

Weapons used

 * Musica Sword' (ムジカの剣, Mujika No Ken
 * Dual Scythes

Items used

 * Celestial Spirit Gate Keys'''
 * Gate of the Clock Key
 * Gate of the Lion Key

Scores
This chapter was so-so, but I loved the ending! It's been a long time since Leo was summoned.

Poll
What do you think will happen since all 12 keys are gathered? AND SUDDENLY, ECLIPSE Lucy and Yukino will beat Uosuke, simple as that. Shit's gonna get real, yo