User blog:Ash9876/Fairy Tail 298 - In Which There Is Fanservice Galore! (Ryuuzetsu Land)

"Gray Sama!! Let's ride that love slider together. We can embrace each other and slide around..."

- Juvia Loxar

Hiya everyone! Not the local blogger, you guys must be surprised? But, it's me, Ash, your resident admin! (Who's been inactive because of annoying school). Anyways, moving on! Upon Aha's request, I am gonna be writing up this blog. So, let's get moving!

So, this chapter was a nice comic relief from all the overwhelming (and unusual) tension we've been getting from this arc. So, Levy brings up "Ryuuzetsu Land". What is this land, you may ask? Well, we shall see in the following image... It is a place where fanservice is rampant and the hearts of Fairy Tail fans bleed as the big-busted females of Fairy Tail decide to kill us.

-coughs- Ehem! Who said that?! That wasn't me! Damn ghosts deciding to possess me...Anyways, so, Ryuuzetsu Land is an awesome theme park of sorts with a LOT OF WATER AND SLIDES. Ehem, I like mah theme parks. Lol. So, everyone decides to hang out there; Natsu's being a total idiot, as usual, he even VOLUNTARILY rides on a "train" in the water (bad choice man) and Cana laments that she isn't wearing a swimsuit...WOMAN, YOU DON'T NEED ONE! Funnily enough, Evergreen and Elfman arrive alone, and are presumably on a date, not really surprising at all, but damn their couple development was quick! And while Juvia asks to go on the "Love Slider" with Gray, he outright refuses...GRAY, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. WHY CAN'T I TAKE YOUR OPPORTUNITIES?! Gray...why are you jealous NOW of all times?! And Wendy and Chelia...I won't describe you, that's Aha's job.

So, I have decided to ship Wendy X Chelia along with Aha, merely because of how intimate they are together...(I'm under his influence, I have no power anyways). And then, somehow, the puppies show up and decide to play and splash around in the water, though Bacchus still decides to be a show-off. Welp, good for him I guess. And then...-drumroll- (make the sound yourself), JENNY shows up! She's already hot enough as it is, and then...Mira gets stripped down ENTIRELY! -attempts to prevent nosebleed whilst reviewing- MY KEYBOARD IS DROWNED IN BLOOD GUYS! So, she wants payback...you're killing me Jenny! And then, the trio of flirts decide to show up and praise Erza and Lucy (as they rightly deserve, of course). But then, Erza shows them who's boss, and criticizes them all! But then...the Ichiya shows up, and she simply leaves. (Nice choice, Erza) Mavis: Nobody Cares...

If you didn't get the joke, then type in "Spongebob Nobody Cares" on the Google Machine. So, Laxus and Makarov are taking care of Mavis...am I the ONLY one who thinks she's the most adorable thing on this earth! (Oh wait, there's Aha, dammit!) So. JELLAL also decides to show up, and damn he's actually pretty damn ripped! (I swear he was skinny as before this timeskip) Though then again, almost all Fairy Tail males are. And well, he was "looking for the Magical Power", and Erza seems to be annoyed. WHY ARE YOU NOT MAKING OUT ALREADY!? Is the only question I ask. And then, Happy, Lily and Gajeel decide to put their faces in fish cardboard things. (This reminds me, Happy and Carla need more screen-time together) And then, Cana decides to be a drunkard and flirt with the guys, while everyone else is playing in the water.

Villains have no hearts, said nobody ever

So, Flare decides to show up. And, she calls Lucy, "blondie" again. Does she not know that she's one of the SMARTER characters in the series? Well, anyways, she decides to apologize to Lucy. (Am I the only one who saw this coming?) And, she decides to be all cute about it too. Well, Lucy's happy, I guess. (I mean, she lost the chance to use URANOMETRIA!) And then, of course, Natsu decides to try and ruin the whole day. (Well, there's still a few good things left about it) He begins to run around, with ICHIYA of all people, and as he falls...

Erza has bad breasts, nobody could say ever!

So, Jellal is then seen groping Erza's breasts. Good on you man! Finally making a move on her! Jeez, now when will you two have your...intimate time? (For lack of better wording of course) Erza, you know you liked it, don't be embarrassed...though then again, they ARE in public...Oh wait, I'm trailing off. So, Juvia's still insisting on riding the love ride...(Lol). And NATSU ruins things, and makes LYON and GRAY jump on the ride together. Though the fans of these two might be happy, I'm not...but Juvia seems to know about "Boys love", what have you been reading young lady? And then, they pretty much freeze everything, Natsu decides to be even more of an idiot and combust everything with...I dunno what, but the explosion could be seen ALL the way back where Sting and Lector are!

So, the moral of this chapter is, despite how much fanservice we have, Fairy Tail pretty must exists to destroy property.

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