User blog:Zetarion/Fairy Tail 406 - In Which God Has Long Forsaken Hiro At This Point (The Girl In The Crystal)

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"I must once again forget this emotion. Along with you fools' existences."

- Mard Geer to Sting, Rogue & Natsu.



Hey there ladies and germs. It's me Alpha, here once again to bless your pitiful existences with some divine grace - sent on behalf of our merciful & benevolent admin, Aha. No seriously, he had technical problems so I decided to do this review for him. You might be seeing another review up after this because the chapter came out this morning. I was gonna do a double feature of this chapter & 407, but Aha insisted. I leave it up to him. Anywho, I was suppose to do it last night but sickness and shit. This morning I was tired, y'know lack of sleep and all that shit. Without further ado, from the words of our favorite meme (which pretty much how I feel when I'm about to read either Bleach or Fairy Tail as of late):



This chapter was very iffy at best. It starts off with the minor members of FT fighting against that annoying bitch - Lamy, and the myriad of clones that are swarming the place *Shivers intensely* God, just one is bad enough. But to see that many?! Dear God. I think I'm gonna be throwing up for a bit. Anywho, away from my emotional crap, Warren is being useless because he states his magic isn't combat-savvy. No shit. I don't even wanna know how he survived up to this point. Oh. That's right. Hiro can't write a proper manga. Nevermind. My mistake. *facepalms*

Anyway, with all of them defeated, they are re-united with Lucy. They later talk about the recent events, y'know dragons fighting, demons getting defeated left and right (which I would like to call bullshit as they're supposed to be part of the most powerful dark guild in the Balam Alliance. You can chalk that up to Hiro.), all that and whatnot. But then, Wendy and Doranbolt (I can't I remembered his name, given that he's really unimportant at this point), comes in and give some dire news about Face:



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(*Alpha tries to give a shit. It fails*)

There's a specific reason why I was trying to give a shit here. Apparently, some chapters ago, when Wendy disarmed one face, another 1000+ appeared outta nowhere. I dunno how that shit happened considering the Magic Council had made like one, which is enough wipe out Magic entirely within a certain radius. God, what do thos people do in their spare time. In fact WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THEY BUILD THAT THING?! Fuckin' dipshits. Anywho, before I go on a rant (and trust me I will at this point), everyone is shocked.

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Nope, still couldn't find a shit to give.

This next part gets me. Apparently, the stooge trio are surprised at Wendy's new hair cut - ignoring the new about face:



I personally like Wendy with short hair. Makes her look cute & badass. Aha, that should give you some signals about what you should do with your Wendy. Never mind the abilities, work on that appearance and we can get somewhere =w=

The next scenes involve the continuation of the fight between Mard Geer and the three DSs. Apparently he decides to get serious and put the book down.



Look at that facial expression XD Tell me he's not gonna be owning somebody today. Anywho, with a simple swipe of his hand, he summons thousands of various thorny vines that pretty much spread everywhere, tearing up anything in their path.



Natsu is pretty much sent flying by these thorny vines, as even he couldn't defend against them.

-cough- Weak Dragon Slayer -cough-

I mean seriously, his flames should be a natural deterrent to these thorns, but on the other hand it just proves that Mard Geer is boss. However that OP hack, who's back again after that long trip that the vines sent him on charges at the Dark King. Here's where it gets good, with a simple gesture he sends that hack flying backwards:



Sorry, its just that he went Pain on his ass. That was funny in my honest opinion. I think Hiro was inspired by Kishi in that moment because there was no way he could've come up with that. Sting and Rogue are hit back by petals and Natsu vainly charges at him again - pulling a combo of a Roar and Dragon's Talon, flinging him off his throne. Signaling Sting & Rogue, they use their Unison Raid, which he comments as a beautiful fusion of opposing elements, but ultimately absorbs it. Wow, sometimes I just think that Mard Geer is on some Dragon Force steroids or some shit. Natsu adds in a Light-Flame DS attach which ultimately gets reflected with little effort. In mid-air, Mard flips back and perfectly lands on his throne in a trolling position, saying that he's not even serious at the moment:



That's all I have to say. Kinda reminds you of something else doesn't it.



(Sorry Grunt, gotta use this. I'll make it up to ya somehow ;P)

Ah, my favorite ice-cream based badass villain. Speaking of, I miss RWBY now. At least I got to see Adam at the end and see some epic fights. -internal & external fangirl screaming-

Anywho, the scene switches to the lesser FT members coming with a plan to warn every mage on the continent about Face. Warren once again proves his uselessness, saying he can't really do it because of *ahem* limitations. Put some fucking effort into it, man! Anyway, they soon gave up until Makarov came in with a "certain weapon":



I mean it's good to see what Lumen Histoire is after much speculation, but to be honest I'm kinda disappointed. I wish it was something else, in honest opinion. The reason I call it "Deus Ex Machina" is because I can probably back up the claims Fire & HB are telling me about the rest of the story. Y'know, Mard Geer hype-up, then him being defeated easily. Damn...... Hiro, you really do suck as a mangaka. Do hentai as Aha suggested. You good at that! Hell, I'll read that in a heart beat. Well, that's the shit for now.

Score Board
Like in my last review, as Aha stated in his previous blogs, Hiro's one and only saving grace is his art work. ✓+. Storyline was okay (somewhat), as we find out what Lumen Histoire is after much theorizing from multiple internet forums, so ✓. This time, the fight was in Mard Geer's favor, which is somewhat good, as there's no asspulls from the FT Dragon Slayer or the Twin Dragons. So I give this a ✓, which is a first. Overall, this chapter ✓, which is a first in a while.

Next review, done by our lovely admin Aha, is done on the chapter Fairy Tail 407 - In Order to Destroy Me. I hope y'all enjoy and I hope to see ya soon.