User blog:Firegod00/In Which Fire Quits (FT 433 &434)

My dear, beloved Sheeplings...I come with a broken heart before you all. I’m done. This is it, the end of my rope. The fact is, Fairy Tail is the series that broke me, my vow to read until the end is in shreds. So, in honor of this, I will do one last double feature for you...one last review.

It’s been fun my dears, but all good things will end in time, and I should have done this a long time ago, but pride is a cruel whore and she keeps me to her bed always. But, this is the day I fight my own pride and win.

Know this, that although this is the last FT related FRBAWL, it might not be the very last of its kind. So give me a series to review and I will do so.

Anyway...lets go.

FINAL COUNTDOWN
433 starts with a color page of Juvia with...fuck, Hiro, really? Her legs are spread like the centerfold of a certain adult magazine. COME ON, if you want to write hentai so much, just fucking do it. Stop shilling your females for sex and write a decent plot, or nix the damn plot and go for sex. You can’t have both!

So, Arlock (want to write that as Airlock) and Natsu start fighting, with everyone amazed that Natsu can dodge everything our masked dick can throw at him, and eventually he throws up a ton of walls, that the pink baboon just runs through....and one shots the priestly one. Another fucking one shot, one kill situation and I swear, I will stop reading this shit for good. Oh wait, read the upper section, you know what’s coming,

Turns out, Arlock has a back up plan. He performed a ritual and burned his face off in order to make a pact with a god. Ikusatsunagi, one of the 18 Gods. which proceeds to kill off Avatar instead of anything else. Turns out, THAT was the plan. Fuck. That. Shit. Appears that dying while believing in Zeref is supposed to call him, not just death itself. Natsu freaks out, as expected. End of chapter.

I’m not even going to dignify 434 with a proper review. Natsu one-shots a fucking GOD while going on about friends being power and all that, same old shit he always says. End of chapter.

I guess there's going to be an announcement next week. Hopefully, it's about the series being canceled. Please, oh Bael, let it be so.

Anyway, I know it's a shitty, short review, especially for a final one. Thing is, there's literally nothing worth talking about. Just the same old shit, the same old bull that Hiro has done for YEARS. Nothing new, nothing worthy of my time.

So, my little sheeplings, we are at the end. I'm sad to say this is it, but I thank you for your time, your patience with me, and even the times we've had disagreements. This was...fun while it lasted. Farewell, my beloved sheeplings.

Firegod00, signing out and signing off.