User blog:Perchan/Fairy Tail 299 - In Which WHERE DA FUQ IS THE DIALOGUE (Travelling Alone)

Anyway, Per's time to shine~

Anyway, Magical Per-chan here again. I hate to sound arrogant, but I'm sure you all enjoy my reviews just as much as Aha and Ashy. 'Nuff said lol.

NOW

Onto the chapter. I hope you enjoy, my children :)

Chapter Review


While I preferred last chapter due to all the fanservice plus it showed my two OTPS (discuss in comments what you think they are :P- I think the other members of the super trio know who they are :P Protip: Natsu/Horrible Death doesn't count, but if it had a chance, I would ship the shit out of it) this was was...okay, I guess. If you can read the comments on the cover...yeah. Anyway, here's a recount.

Anyway, I'mma try and narrate this. Gildarts wanders alone in a hilly landscape. (Protip: there isn't gunna be much here since this is a really quiet chapter -.- Makes me wanna stab Hiro for this ><) Tired with his journey, notices a bitch surrounded by monsters!



I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going =w=

Attracted to her, he rushes to her aid (You can see that he should keep his pants on- otherwise there'll be another Cana issue around the corner.) As he goes to be a good samaritan and scares the fuck outta the monsters, after attempting to bishie sparkle at the woman, he manages to scare off that potential one-night-stand as well. COCKBLOCKED XD

Of course, after this, he is disappoint and decides to go 'fuck this shit' and keep going like a boss. Again, I really don't have much to say about this chapter, mainly because there was no dialogue and it was basically filler. I'm really dissapointed; I kinda wish I was here last time instead of my grandparents' so I could attempt to review the last chapter, but then I'd be fangirling about Wendy/Chelia and Erza/Jellal.

As he arrives at a large town cocooned in the mountains, he notices that many of the villagers appear to be saddened and downtrodden- bloody emo buggers. ...Excuse me, I need to crack open a can of Mountain Dew to, well, DAT NOSTALGIA. Also in the village is the woman he saved earlier, who upon seeing him thanks him (Finally) and fetches the leader of the town, who also pays his respects.



*insert caption here*

Speaking to the villagers further, Gildarts learns that the town has been attacked by a viscous monster, being the reason for the townspeople's whininess sadness. Seeing this, Gildarts offers to deal with the beast himself like a true bro.

Anyway, I swear if I close my eyes for even five seconds I will fall asleep. I've got to redo an assignment, write some porn, do another review, and post on three separate stories so I'mma stab myself in the hand with a ball point pen every time I get sleepy.



"Me: Oh, hi Uncle Fred! I haven't seen you in a while!"</centerEntering the lair if the monster, a large cave, Gildarts soon confronts the huge creature and...one shots it. Yayas, really. Returning to the village with the beasts giant horn, the villagers get over it, throwing a party in his honour. And oho, it seems that the chick from before whispers something in his ear (LOL SEXY TIME!!1) then she runs around...so no fanservice TT~TT I swear that would have been infinitely more interesting than this chapter.During the celebrations, Gildarts is led to a large Lacrima screen, where he is able to view the Grand Magic Games; and daddy's proud of his little girl...who he groped (If her mum was alive, then if she saw that, she'd be like "HOLY SHIT MY LOVER IS FAR MORE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MY DAUGHTER D:"). Cana is a hot piece of ass anyway lol. Not being able to contain his excitement and proud fatherly love... well,

Meanwhile, at Tite Kubo's house...

Gildarts whoops and runs in circles, much to the shock of the watching villagers; of course he then dun' goofs and trips and falls, pretty much destroying the town. This pisses the villagers right the flip off, and then they kick him the flip outta there. Gildarts gives his best trollface and just keeps walking like a boss.

So...yeah. This chapter was extremely disappointing; I tried my best at this chapter- I'm not just not used to having no dialogue; while it was obvious what they were trying to convey, I don't know why, but having no words just bores me. I had fun reviewing, snarking all the way however. I didn't mind reviewing this chapter and I hope to review better chapters in the future.

Anyway, comments belong in the comments sections as always and state your thoughts on this chapter.

Per out.

Magic and Abilities used

 * Crash

Scores
The art in Fairy Tail is always awesome, so 10. The story was bleh, so 3; I didn't mind reviewing this, but if I have to review a textless chapter again, I WILL take a plane to Japan and kick Hiro in the shins. I'm joking. Overall, 6/10.

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What did you think of this chapter? It was awesome!!1 Eh. Waste of time -.-

Other Stuff
What day is three days ago, it was Per's birthday! What a good day for a birthday, now shut up and have some cake~