User blog:Firegod00/In Which I Need A Drink (Chapter 423: Because I Love You)

For once, I have to like the chapter title...because I love you, my little sheeplings. And today, I come to you with sad news, or happy news if you hated my reviews. Aha’s likely going to be taking over again, since Wendy defected back to the Fairy Tail side. I won’t rage here, in this section. That’d defeat the purpose of this...this is goodbye, I guess. At least until Aha hates a chapter again...It’s been fun my friends.

Because this is the last weekly FRBAWL review, I want to do something festive, so here goes...

Post your favorite Wendy x Chelia pics in the comment section. That oughtta be festive enough, no? Anyway, you all know what time it is, right? It’s time to cut the nice guy act (but seriously, love you guys) and dive into the pits of the chapter.

HEAVEN OR HELL! LET’S ROCK!
....I’m going to be blunt. Natsu looks like a monkey on the cover page, ruining the one shot this chapter had at making him look decent. Hell, most of the rest of the characters at least TRY to look dignified.

And so, we open with Natsu being a prick. Big shock. Seriously, he acts like his personal gripes outweigh the fact shit is getting real...oh wait, this is fuckin’ Fairy Tail, where shit doesn’t get real. You can literally predict the winning side of every battle. My prediction this week? Natsu, without breaking a sweat. I’ll put a billion on it. Hell, I’ll Fire Clause it. For anyone not of the TARDIS, the Clause means the World cannot prove me wrong. Anything I clause comes to pass. That’s right boys and girls and those of unspecified genders, I’m staking my reputation on a rather shitty manga.

So, turns out Natsu is probably Blue Note’s son. Both look awfully simian (I’m playing that joke for all its worth this week), and Natsu displays an IQ level that would offend even an insect and says he forgets who Blue Note even is. My god...how fucking stupid is he?! If it weren’t for the FRBAWL, I would have dropped the chapter dead. I can’t deal with his stupidity anymore. I just fuckin’ can’t. When Luffy and Naruto’s IQs divided by each others’ is still a higher number than Natsu’s, there is a problem. It’s not funny anymore, the charm is long gone, it died when GOKU was still alive and kicking in manga history.

So Blue Note tries, key word tries, to prevent Natsu from moving. Well, lucky for Natsu, if you’re too stupid to understand gravity, by FT logic, it won’t affect you. He’s able to move as if there was no enhanced gravity hellhole bearing down on him. Using his flames, he’s able to jump into the air.

My god, talk about a one hit KO. By the looks of things Natsu just straight up ended the life of his monkey-father with a massive ass hit. Blue Note goes down without even TOUCHING Natsu! Yup, I’m done...I got nothing.

Alpha put it best here, better than I would actually.

[ Not only did you one-shot a character that even Gildarts, of all people, had difficulty with, but you simply went against the laws of physics in order to do it. One does not simply stroll through a high-pressure gravity field like it was nothing. This is not DBZ. YOU ARE NOT GOKU OR VEGETA!]

Now for the obligitory fanservice that Hiro uses to hope you forget the bullshit. Chelia is shirtless now thanks to Natsu....wait, she was POINT BLANK. She should have been the cutest little pile of ashes in the world. This double standard with Natsu’s power is fucking pathetic, fitting the character himself. Honestly, what do people LIKE about this fuckwit? He’s stupid, overpowered and ungodly selfish. There, I just listed all the characterization he’s had since day one. Not one redeeming trait among them.

On the subject of fanservice, Bounty had something to add this week.

[I'm okay with fanservice...but this was annoying and made no sense. Bluenote got hit by that shit, but his clothes barely burnt off, but Chelia's got scorched right from the top? I hope this won't be a running thing now with Natsu's attacks, because it'll get annoying fuckin' quick]

Worst part is, he ain’t wrong. It’s stopped being cool when the arc started. So this trick is pissing me off all the more AGAIN.

Orochi surrenders, ending the battle before it really begins. So we cut back to down with LS thanking the pink chip and the tits of the team for “helping”. And Natsu is butthurt that he didn’t get to go “full berserk”.

The scene transitions to the only two character I like in this fucking travesty of a manga, and if you can’t guess who they are, then you need professional help. The Sky Lesbians having a discussion I REALLY wish they didn’t have...Chelia convinces Wendy to go back to the Turd Brigade. I’m not gonna put much here, but somebody best pick up the phone, cause I called that shit two chapters ago. I fucking called that shit...and now I’m pissed. Looks like I don’t even need to clause shit for myself to be right...AHA, this is your fault DAMN IT!

I’m not happy with this turn of events. I’m honestly not. The one thing I could hope for in this nightmare was that Wendy would stick to her words and not go with the moron...but I guess in this bullshit series, I hope too much. Aha, you better be happy, you get to have Wendy return to Fairy Turd, as miserable as that makes me.

The upshot is Hiro literally kicked every Natsu x Wendy shipper in the proverbial dick. That and the Wendy x Chelia shppers got all the material we need.

So now we have Cliche Fanservice Chick, Stupid Monkey Protagonist, a blue pain in the ass, a cute catgirl and Wendy setting out to a town where it always rains. Oh gee, that sounds familiar, don’t it? That’s right kids, Juvia’s coming next.

A Personal Note
Anyway, that’s the end of the FRBAWL. By the looks of things, Aha’ll be taking over next week, so...I guess this is it for now, huh? I want to thank you, my little sheeplings. Thank you for suffering through my bullshit rants for weeks.

So, leave your pics down below, give me the best you can find. Give me a reason to smile today.

I got nothing else to add, so...farewell. Until the next time Aha gets lazy.

Firegod00, signing out.