User blog:LastationLover5000/Fairy Tail 288 - In Which I MANRAEGED (Wendy vs Chelia)

"Everyone trained so hard to get here...Elfman went as far as to say "I'll leave the rest to you." There is nothing about combat I enjoy, however, for the sake of my guild, I must toss those ambivalant feelings aside...and fight with all my might!"

- Wendy Marvell

Ok, first things first. I have graduated from High School. Your beloved (or not so beloved, depending on what you think of me [Per, do not post what you think of me]) Aha has graduated. Now...Oh Hiro...Hiro Hiro Hiro... you know how to make me squeal in delight and rage at the same time...

-meditates, and brings out calmer Aha-

Wow. This chapter did two things. Proved that Wendy is INDEED a capable fighter (I was all set to gloat to Zico...), but also proved that she cannot stand up to someone way out of her league (go ahead Zico, gloat - .-). Anyway, the battle commences (with Doranbolt wishing her luck. He's strangely attached to her. Wendy is MINE!). She increases her movement speed with Vernier and unleashes Kagitsume, only to be blocked by ...Sky God Slayer Magic. Oh this summed me up so perfectly.

She then starts showing she's rather ax crazy by following up her attack, only for my precious Wendy to tell her to fuck off with a nice Kagitsume. (Oh yes, I am so biased here. While I do love Chelia's adorableness, she did something to piss me off so bad, but we'll get to that...). The nature of her powers is quickly revealed by Lyon (as if we didn't know already): Anyone notice a pattern?

Her harming Wendy only goes further until Wendy pulls on her resolve and utilizes a ~super speshul magic~, a Secret Dragon Technique. And it was awesome: I was on the edge of my McDonalds seat, squealing like a girl to my friend David about this

Naturally, I start celebrating, while Wendy looks to be about dead on her feet (I wanted to catch her, but, yeah, fictional character. Yes, I am in love with a fictional character. Woe is me). Wendy looks like she gets a breather, Lyon is like "Oh shit", the announcer says Chelia is down... Rule of three

NO! YOU DO NOT SURVIVE THIS!!! LITTLE BITCH, PROBABLY ATE THE DRAGON SLAYER MAGIC, THAT SPELL HAS ENOUGH POWER TO HEAL HER AND KEEP HEALING HER AFTER'S SHE'S BEEN HEALED!!!! OH, AND SOMETHING I JUST NOTICED THAT I HAVE NO REAL REASON TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS, BUT WTF, LET'S!!! I TOLD ZICO LAST WEEK: "t's speculation, I could have said Chelia is the reincarnation of the Seventh of the Tenth of the Ninetieth of the Holiest Mages of Albuquerque and it wouldn't matter ^^" AND WTF, SHE'S A GOD SLAYER!!! GODS ARE HOLY THINGS!!! WTF, I PEGGED THIS SHIT RIGHT!!! Anyway, Jellal thinks Chelia is related to Zeref in some way and says Wendy is in serious danger...OH, YOU COULDN'T TELL BY THE FACT THAT HER BODY IS SERIOUSLY WOUNDED AND HER CLOTHES ARE TORN (but not torn enough...)!? ...DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND GAPE, YOU AWESOME FOOL!!! GET IN THERE AND SAVE HER!!!

Ok, next week, I am pulling a Mark (from Mark Reads Twilight and Mark Reads Harry Potter). Next week is a Wendy Party. Prepare your Wendy Gifs and images for next week to post in next week's blog comments.