User blog:LastationLover5000/Fairy Tail 282 - In Which NatsuxYukino Is Born (10 Keys and 2 Keys)

Ok, first news first, children, my connection is fucking back! Oh thank GOD, it's good to be alive! I hated reading such an AWESOME Fairy Tail and not being able to review it that day!!!

As I predicted, Yukino tried to give Lucy her keys. I was pretty much all Gung-Ho for this one, since Lucy with more power equals Hiro showing Kishi that women can be useful in battle (honestly, he proves that every other chapter!) And on that note, Minerva. Who is this Minverva? I am banking on a female dragon slayer, competition for Wendy (which would make a bit of sense, since Hiro said Wendy may participate and with Elfman pretty much out of commission O wO). I hope Minerva is a loli. The only other Minerva I know is this one:

Magic. The Harry Potter series does it right

That image may or may not move for you all. Anyway, it turns out this Minerva is powerful, with Yukino merely being her stand-in. God-Loli? Anyway, Lucy, moste unfortunately, refuses to take the Keys. Dammit woman! Don't be like this fool: Best Wishes Ash is dead to me

Anyway, she pulls an Ash and refuses to take what is right there! And Yukino even threw in an old legend for good measure! A gateway to change the bloody world!!!! (Which I bet is what Usopp is workin' on, damn him!) Apparently, in the past several years, Celestial Spirit mages are diminishing. Probably being hunted and used for demonic experiments by Usopp. However, since Lucy knows Yukino loves her own spirits, she won't take them. Fuckin' sentimentality. Of course, my Ahatake probably wouldn't be any better... Anyway, Natsu goes after Yukino to apologize, and, due to his kindness, in a manner oh so similar to Dobby, she breaks down because she's never been treated with kindness. Dammit I wanna hug her...but then she spills her guts to him, and...well: As custom dictates, I now propose a drinking game. Anytime Natsu mentions nakama, bonds, etc, we all take a shot.

Anyway, Erza is brooding and Gray shows up. She right off mentions Juvia's feelings for him, and he's blushing and looking uncomfortable! -fangirl squeal- C'mon Hiro, one more bloody push! And then Usopp is chanting maniacally, screaming Zeref. I am under the impression he is just another guy who thinks Zeref is sealed away. Which of course will lead to unnecessary pain and destruction, just like the last two times people thought he was sealed. Then, we get treated to Natsu's epic Roaring Rampage of Revenge! None of them have any idea what to say. Even the smartass cat is fuckin' speechless!!

Dumbledouche makes his appearance, probably just finishing having raped some female guild members and telling them they aren't worth shit, and Natsu calls him out on getting rid of Yukino after one loss, and challenges him to battle, saying he will have to quit the guild if Natsu wins.