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A once wise man told me this.

Life, gives you lemons. When Life did that, I grabbed a hammer, smacked life in the face with said hammer, and told it to shut these lemons up the nose. Then, I did just that. Out of Life's ear, came a check for 1 trillion dollers, and that's why I'm paying you 100,000 dollars to brush my pet saber tooth tiger's teeth.

-A wise man.