User blog:Perchan/Fairy Tail 321- In Which Goddammit Erza (Laxus vs. Jura)

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Chapter Review
Alright, going from last chapter which was kinda disappointing, it's Laxus vs. Jura! This is something we've all looked forward too for a while. Will Nakama magic prevail over Jura's natural talent!? Keep reading to find out!

Okay, so we open up... Millianna's ass has turned into a cat's head, I suppose! It's quite possibly Lector! Or maybe it's Lector's twin! So showdown between Laxus and Jura continues. Laxus has managed to hit Jura, surprising everyone. Then they hit each other with various spells. Mavis notices that Makarov is amazed due to Laxus' power. She claims that the youths are growing up.



Translation of Mavis' speech: Goddammit, retire, Makarov, you crusty old fart!

Anyway, rather worn-out Laxus uses Natsu's phrase. It's funny how he refers to him lately, shows how he's changed. So Laxus and Jura show quite scary faces (Kudos, Mashima). In the castle, Natsu and others continue their fight against the army and Garou Knights. Man, what a development...not.



I got a better one for Laxus. "BITCH I'M WALKIN' ON SUNSHINE!"

Finally... Elsewhere, Erza, heavily hurt, stands up despite her leg being rather massacred. Angrily, she claims that Minerva has hurt and pissed off the wrong people. And finally, Minerva's magic is named. Now, I can't tell if it's "Spacial Magic" or "Territory", the translation was quite confusing. Then we get "War God Magic" from FT wiki, or hell, even "Yakuma Magic"...whatever the fuck that means. I should totally ask Hana for this lol.

Finally, Erza cuts the bitch and as Minerva attempts to counter-attack, Erza takes off all her clothes...god I wish. Nah, Erza unleashes her Second Origin. About time, huh? This armour looks pretty cool imo. Though just because it needs to be said:

I'm not buying it. So Erza can requip between several mundane weapons. Fair enough. She has the unique ability to requip her armour. Fine. She can also use this ability to change between several outfits. Cool. But being able to asspull a magical armour to fit any situation? Something doesn't add up here. We've established on the introduction of Requip magic that it's just that - re-equipping yourself from hammerspace. She has to have physically obtained everything in it.



So where the fuck did all the armour-for-any-occasion come from?! It's not any common armour, we know that for sure. Magic had to have been involved in its creation, and at least one specific armour is noted as unique, the Purgatory Armour ("Nobody who has seen this armour has lived to tell the tale!"). What Erza's doing is almost like running around with ten Excaliburs in your pocket. Making it even more annoying is the fact that she's only a little older than Gray and Natsu based on flashbacks.

And honestly guys, knowing our goddamn userbase, I am freaking surprised that nobody is spamming Re-Equip: The Knight insteady of shitty Slayer Magic. You ALL know how hax Erza can be. Hell, right now I'd prefer if you guys spammed it ~_~

On the subject of Erza, her fights lately have been following a common formula; get beaten to hell throughout her fight, then create an asspull to end the fight instantly. Happened with Azuma and again an arc later in her duel with Kagura. Her fight with Azuma was due to the oddity of Erza somehow hearing Jellal's voice from his jail cell miles away from Tenrou Island to get her senses back, and the fact that no one was amused by the idea of the "souls" of her friends pushing her forward to pull off a OHKO sword swing against an enemy that had barely taken any damage what-so-ever beforehand.

With Kagura, it was even more piss-off worthy. Throughout the Magic Game tournament, her sheathed sword was hyped up to be the most badass, unbeatable sword ever, yet once that sword was finally pulled out...Erza ends up blocking it with her standard magic sword. Added insult is a backstory that suddenly appears out of thin air; putting Kagura into a psychological state that makes her unable to fight anymore against the woman that had apparently protected her in the past. Please note that until that point, Erza was completely overpowered by Kagura with her still-sheathed sword.

Anyway, Erza, take the bitch down! Meanwhile, Gray and Juvia are apparently preparing something awesome. And Laxus takes Jura down with the Dragon Slayer's Secret Art, confirming that 2nd Generation Dragon Slayers can indeed use the advanced techniques...but since they're "Secret Arts"...how did he learn it? But do notice the attack! Look closely!



It's the same spell used to defeat Ivan. I mean, it looks similar.. Why didn't they give it a name back then if that's the case. At least it makes Ivan look less pathetic, sorta. So much for the strongest human saint, huh?

Anyway the review's done for today.

Comments belong in the comments sections as always (YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKED COMMENTS SO I PUT A COMMENT IN YOUR COMMENT SECTION...I'll admit that was terrible.) and state your thoughts on this chapter.

Per out.

Magic used

 * Lightning Magic (雷系各種魔法, Kaminari Kei Kakushu Mahō)
 * Earth Magic (土魔法, Tsuchi Mahō)
 * Dragon Slayer Magic, (滅竜魔法, Metsuryū Mahō)
 * Lightning Dragon Slayer Magic
 * Fire Dragon Slayer Magic
 * Requip
 * The Knight

Spells Used

 * Pillars
 * Lightning Dragon's Heavenward Halberd
 * Talus
 * Lightning Body
 * Lightning Punch
 * Lightning Explosion
 * Fire Dragon's Wing Attack
 * Ih Ralgas
 * Roaring Thunder

Abilities used

 * Hand to Hand Combat
 * Immense Magic Power
 * Swordsmanship

Weapons used

 * Fleuve d'étoiles

Armors used

 * Nakagami Armor

Scores
Despite the chapter's name, it focused on several things. First, Erza. So she seems to be able to control her Second Origin. New armor looks awesome; though I do dislike her. Juvia and Gray's Unison Raid incoming! Most importantly, Laxus vs. Jura. Disappointment? Maybe. Goddammit Hiro - stop saying that the enemy is the greatest God of all the Gods of Power just to make them look strong when you plan on having them defeated in one hit. It's piss-off worthy. Mavis' speech made it a bit more bearable, but seriously. Well, at least Laxus got his time to shine. I wonder, will he become the 5th Saint now?

Poll
Who will win? Erza. Minerva. Double-knockout. Nicholas Cage.