Talk:Ragnar Berstein/@comment-27047411-20200221093744

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Emperor, Who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead

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And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade, As he told of bold battles and gold he had made.

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But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Emperor, When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said;

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"Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead, Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"

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And so then came clashing and slashing of steel, As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal.

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And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more- When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!