User:KittyWarheads

Good Day, You Little Douche Canoe.
I'm so funny aren't I? Listen, just a quick notice, if you don't want to be called things like a douche canoe, or a spoon headed cheese ball, I wouldn't recommend being an idiot around me. I have a very teeny tiny little temper. Also, I am a grammar Nazi, so WHN U TLK LKE THIS, I will actually spam you. I also want to know what you do with the extra ten seconds you save typing "U" instead of "You"?

I am 546000 years old, and I still look young, thank you, Pantene. I am also an attack helicopter. I was raised in the mean skies of the American Restricted Air Space. I don't like typing a lot of things so a lot of my edits are probably going to ALL be under construction. Farewell, weary traveler. No, you may not have food for your journey.