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Ok this is several lines all part of the same scene

"I once new a man who said "Son when life hands you lemons you make Lemonade" He also had a pair of sideburns that would even cause Jude LAw's face to wheep and fofit....Let me tell you something, next time life hands you lemons you put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with it! And if you beat them hard enough the bag will split open spraying lemon juice into their eye causing intense burning pain as you beat them into a citrusy pulp!"

Wait wait wait their heads or the lemons?"

"Which ever caves first!"

Gray and Makarov from FT Abridged