User blog:Firegod00/In Which There Is No God Second Movement (Fairy Tail 425: Sabertooth)

Hello again my darling little sheeplings! Did ya miss me? It’s so good to be back. And of course, I return bearing a gift! I have a SUPER SPECIAL GUEST THIS  TIME! Who is it? Well, I don’t want to spoil the surprise, so I’ll put the guest section at the end.

Because of all the people bitching about how negative we are around here on these reviews, I’m going to repeat this for the last time I don’t give a damn if you hate my reviews. I only do them for the people who actually enjoy it.

Also, for anyone who bitches about me not being as fun as Aha, I just got this to say:

I’m not Aha... I'm me! Fire the Reviewer! Aha's not gone, he lives on in the comment section and in my heart...he reviews on as a part of me!

GIGA! REKT! BREAKER!
So, we start with Juvia’s condition not doing so hot. Her fever refuses to break, or even lower, despite Wendy’s magic. And so, the only interesting in this chapter has come to an end.

We cut to Naruto (hey, we can say it and not get sued), Sakura and Happy...oh I’m sorry, Blonde Sakura, Pink Naruto and a pathetic cat. At least Sasuke’s hair stays the same. Natsu makes the cliche as fuck promise to save Gray and bring him back to Fairy Turd.

So, because Natsu was a fucking buffoon and turned himself around on the horse’s saddle, they literally crash into Sabertooth, which leads us to the FUNNIEST fucking thing. Sting put on enough weight to put Majin Boo to SHAME. Oh my god.

So, Sting’s fucking cat (I hate the Exeed, so pardon me not caring about their names, except Carla) lets it slip that Rogue and HIS Exeed are about to leave on a mission. Baboon Boy decides to fucking wig out and forces Sting’s pet to tell him where Rogue is going, and since it hasn’t been long, they should be at the gate.

Natsu runs off and Yukino turns Sting back to normal....fuck Hiro, ya know that? Not one character has had a wardrobe update since their respective introductions. Fatass Sting would have been HILARIOUS to keep around for a bit.

We cut to Natsu running into (and then off with) Rogue. Yaoi fangirls rejoice. Homosexuality is in the air tonight. Not really, but hey, I’m gonna give you lot some hope. You need it. Besides, the humor will serve to lessen the stupidity of the cat in the frog suit.

Minerva explains why Sting packed on the pounds. An eating contest, that Minerva won...Sting got fat from second place. Yup, I can dig it, especially when a hot dominatrix is telling us she kicked ass, at eating no less..

We cut to the Shadow Slayer being groped by Natsu, who demands to see his work request, which as it turns out is to erase Avatar from the world. Well, Natsu refuses to let that happen. Rouge refers to it as Sabertooth business, and mentions that Natsu isn’t in a guild. What does that worthless monkey use as a retort? That he’s still in Fairy Tail!

I quit....This is it, this is the moment BULLSHIT BREAKS FIRE! Just when I thought Natsu couldn’t make my brother look intelligent, we get this. Natsu is so stupid he fails to realize FT is GONE, so that mark on his shoulder legally means jack shit.

Now, Hiro....This is where you piss me the fuck off, more than ever. We get a flashback to Natsu being warned by Future!Rouge about how the catfrog will die in one year hence from that day...but now we FINALLY get who does it. That’s right, Ice!Sasuke does the deed. Too bad it can’t happen sooner, I REALLY hate Exeed, that one especially. The “who” in this case is a glorious asspull, but one I am willing to overlook, only so long as the “what” comes to pass. However, I know it won’t, so I hate the idea. No build up, no logic, just pure bullshit in the purest form.

Also, F!Rouge told him to give Modern!Rouge a warning, not to just do whatever the fuck he wants. Anyone else realize that had Natsu opening his stupid yap a year ago, this entire event would be avoided? That’s how fucking stupid Natsu is!

So, the dumb Turd brigade go off to do Rouge’s job. End of chapter.

Now, for the part I’m sure you lovely sheeplings were waiting for, my special guest. It’s no secret I’ve wanted to bring him onto the show since the inception of it. And now, without further ado, I give to you...Aha’s thoughts.

Hmm....I honestly don't have much to say on this chapter. Let me put it bluntly; this chapter wasn't something I'm going to say I 'hated'. There wasn't enough to hate. I just found it to be incredibly boring. Once again, Hiro's humor did nothing for me, and Natsu was simply a stubborn ass again, outright telling Lucy "not to question him" while he admitted he has no goddamn idea what he's doing. I personally dislike how Minerva just says "Hey, sorry for being the biggest ass in the tournament last year, I know you'll totally accept that apology", but hey, that was just me. I don't care for Minerva, regardless at this point.

My only real gripe was the fact that we cycled right back around to the Grand Magic Games arc. Bringing Future Rogue back, and joining his...er...'character arc'(?) with Gray's start of darkness left a bad taste in my mouth. The Grand Magic Game arcs to me was, the worst, Future Rogue, even moreso. I'm normally pleased when mangaka remember things from past arcs and tie them into the current storyline but Future Rogue's descent into the shadows because he lost his pet was always something that struck a chord with me. Then hearing Hiro shove in at the last second that Gray did it literally does not make it any better. So...yeah, the chapter was boring as shit, but not enough for me to hate it until the very last bit of it.

Aha Well....it's that time again my lovely sheeplings. Time to take your farewells and be on my way until the next time I am called upon to review. Love y'all. See you next time on the FRBAWL Firegod00, signing out