User blog:LastationLover5000/Fairy Tail 307 - In Which My Favorite Kitty Is Alive (Garou Knights)

"By the way of the decree vested in us, we, Fiore's independent squad, the Garou Knights...hereby sentence these criminals to death."

- Masked Leader of the Garou Knights

Welcome to the Chapter Review Corner

Hey guys! Fairy Tail is out today, which means another blog for today. To those new to my blogs, welcome. To my continued readership, all I have to say is thanks. It's time to push the button

So, this chapter starts off with everyone cheering over Gray's awesome victory, and Rogue muttering over how he wants to fight Gajeel. Rogue, we get it. You're in love with Gajeel. Just say it. Poor Frosch is sad....then, cut to Minerva, who notes that Sabertooth is crumbling and seems to be concerned for Sting, who is mourning over Lector. Now...TIME FOR AN ENDLESS BARREL OF EXPOSITION!!!!

Look at that....plot.

It's decided that since Sting took down Jiemma, he has a prime candidate for a new Master. Naturally, Jiemma tries to object. Minerva's response? Tell him that loser's have no say. Fuck. Yes. Minerva then tells Sting that he can win against Natsu because he's discovered feelings.

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Noooooo. While I agree, in this manga, feelings seem to make you nigh-unstoppable, this is Natsu. Fuck feelings, he has Hiro backing him.

The Asspull. It's power surpasses The Heart

But the best thing of all!!! LECTOR LIVES!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!! FUCK YES, I LOVE LECTOR!!! Seriously, I don't know why, he's just cute and likeable and he died in such a HORRIBLE WAY!! But, before you're all "GOD BLESS YOU MINERVA, HOT BITCH OF MERCY!", Sting is literally crying tears of joy, on his knees thanking this woman, and what she sees as an appropriate reaction?

Good lord, she took a level in ugly

Naturally, Sting is darkly motivated to win, no matter how he has to go about it. This, children, cannot end well. Back in the prison, there is no exit. Looks like everyone's about to become a prison bitch. Mira points out that Yukino looks like Lisana. I'll get to that in a moment, Zico, prepare the cookies. Charle found a passageway that everyone takes (and Lucy's tits almost prevent her from getting through), and find Ussop wounded on the ground. That is unfortunate. Also did anyone notice that it looks like Mira is in a bondage outfit? Bravo, Hiro. And then suddenly: Whoa, Ass Ahoy!

Honestly, there is not enough Wendy fanservice. This was my favorite part of the chapter, and I live for moments like these. Come one Hiro, you're writing this for Japanese people, they don't mind it, you should be pouring out loli fanservice by the dozen. Don't mind us prudish Westerners. We're all weird anyway. Moving on, everyone gets attacked by a group of people, the Garou Knights.

Ok...I think I've got this one. The busty ones, the stupid one, the guys with weird powers.

Not counting the fact that Popeye is there, I couldn't help but get a Deadman feel to this. It reminds me of the battle with the fake Deadmen. Only with more tits. Ladies and Gentlemen, and those of unspecified gender...the Garou Knights. Let's all be scared, because apparently women, a stupid thug, and Popeye pose a threat. Honestly, I'm only scared of the Amon looking guy.

Speculation Corner
This makes it justifiable! (c)Tekking101 I have two minor theories. Theory one, I think Minerva is lying. Not about Lector being alive, but about killing him if Sabertooth fails. Not because I think she's suddenly really nice, but she seems to value power as much as her father, but she knows how to keep it around. If she kills Lector, Sting would leave, and Rogue would probably follow suit, and just taunting Sting with Lector's life forever isn't a decent way to keep him around either, he might try to kill her under the blind justification that killing her would bring Lector back.

My second theory. Yukino is an alternate Lisana. Purely because she looks like her, and Hiro's done it before with Edolas and Earthland Lisana, and we have no idea how Edolas Lisana died. And before you go all "she's dead", we thought Earthland Lisana was dead too you know. That Anima thing where she was alive was asspull on Hiro's part.

Score
The art style in Fairy Tail is always great, and the Garou Knights show that unique twist Hiro puts on his characters, rivaled probably only by One Piece, but Hiro does it better. The story, I liked it. This chapter, we're getting somewhere, we got some flashback exposition with Lector. There wasn't really a fight to judge. However, I liked this chapter, especially with Wendy's ass visible. I hereby rank it AWESOME.

Poll
How truthful do you think Minerva was being in her entire speech? Lies, lies and slander. There's probably some truth underneath. Completely truthful. Sting better get his shit together.

Poll
How weird is my Wendy obsession? =w= Weird as hell man. I don't mind it.

Fairy Tail is all done for today, but it'll be back next week in Fairy Tail 307 - Fairy Tail vs The Executioners. Go wild, and I don't care if you keep it clean.