User blog:LastationLover5000/Fairy Tail 312 - In Which HOLY HELL WTF MINDFUCK! (Threesomes)

"People seem to have lost faith in our Sabertooth. Needless to say...it's because of your guilds. Erza. Kagura. To show that our Guild is the most powerful...I'll get rid of petty soldiers like you."

- Minerva to Kagura and Erza

Welcome to the Chapter Review Corner



Hey guys! Fairy Tail is out today, which means another blog for today. To those new to my blogs, welcome. To my continued readership, all I have to say is thanks.

It's time to push the button

Well....I sure hope someone picks up that phone. Because I fucking called it. More on that later, but as you can see, my mascot today is Lucy instead of Wendy. 1) Wendy pics are scarce, I'mma have to start repeating many of them, or make the line between normal and over-the-top-ecchi even thinner. Before we begin, a minor notice, Fairy Tail is super popular in Europe, it even got the Best Shounen Manga award! Anyway, now, before the Mayan's rise from the dead and kill us all, let's begin~

So, the battle between women gets underway, with Rufus talking about how Minerva is Sabertooth's strongest Wizard, even stronger than the two Dragons. Yeah....Rufus, Lucy could probably beat them. While Kagura wonders why Erza would shelter Jellal (she's in love), Minerva boasts that she will take down Kagura and Erza to restore Sabertooth's honor. ...No Zuko, your honor isn't here, go away. Anyway, from this point, it heads straight into an exchange of blows between the hottest women in the competition, and Hiro is rather...generous during the fight. This is one of my favorite sights this chapter.

They seem to be fairly even, though Minerva keeps taking slight leads, with her magic as powerful as is, from shields, to energy beams, to sealing bubbles, to... Susano'o? The explosion is enough to destroy most of it's surroundings, and you wonder why the hell the area is still standing. The sight of it stops EVERYONE. The Yin-Yang Dragons, Gajeel, Laxus, Juvia and Chelia (who are having an adorable bickering right now), because it was just that fucking epic. THIS was my favorite page of the entire damn chapter!

I love this. In Fairy Tail, women are not immune to clothing damage. It makes sense, it's a shounen manga, when they fight hard enough and sustain damage, their clothing should be damaged with their bodies. Learn this, mangaka. Women's clothing are not made of friggin' adamantine. That's the best thing about Fairy Tail. Awesome, hot action girls that actually get to matter in fights. In Bleach and Naruto, fuck that shit. While Rukia may fight, how often does she win? Never, except that one time where she nearly died. In Bleach, no woman ever wins a fight. They are always saved by the men. In Naruto, there are action girls, but once again, they never win. Name one fight Tsunade has won in since her appearance? None. Orochimaru doesn't count, his arms were sealed and he was incapable of jutsu. Sakura and Chiyo didn't win against Sasori. He let himself die in the arms of his "parents". FAIRY TAIL however. Women kick ass, win their fights, and now, can ever suffer clothing and body damage. Thank you, Hiro, you are a credit to Shounen mangaka. Either way, Erza and Kagura are feeling fine, so Minerva decides to change her battle plan... I am disappointed Hiro. Why is she still clothed? So her new plan of battle is...what? Keep Minerva captive in an obvious rape situation with her friends angrily attack her, no longer focusing because they're too blinded with rage...actually, that sounds very smart, well done Minerva. Anyway, we cut back to the princess who is saying that person... Hello, Shounen Cliche #25 Shounen Cliche #25, referring to an individual or individuals in overly neutral terms to keep the reader from catching on, despite the people who are speaking knowing full well what the hell is going on. It'd be like this going on in real life: Me: Oh damn, that house is on fire. I should go call...them. Neighbor: Do you mean the fire department? Me: No. I mean...them. We both know who I am talking about, but you can see how being so vague is annoying. Anyway, the princess says that the fate of the country is determined by the tournament itself, and it's decided that the tournament SHOULD be stopped, the problem is, they can't stop it. (Even the outcome is a victim of the cliche). So, the old man whose name means nothing to me says he will open the Eclipse Gate. And, she said that person said... "MASHIMA WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SO FREAKING OBVIOUS???! WHY COULDN’T YOU SAY IT’S STING FROM THE FUTURE WHO LIKES TO CROSSDRESS OR SOMETHING??!!" It's Lucy. She's from the future. Albeit indirectly, '''I. Fucking. Called It.''' "The person under the hood is not Zeref. Before I get some "no-shits", I just had to point it out. But it's someone Jellal would recognize. The question is who? Future Lucy? Future Wendy? Future Kagura? Future Erza? Layla Heartfilia? The woman who died in the same fucking year the dragons all vanished?"

- Me from my Speculation Blog

So...that's this chapter of Fairy Tail! Lucy. From the future. And she's so cute she needs a hug.

Score
The art was brilliant. Excellent magic effects, explosions, scenery, the demon used by Minerva was brilliantly drawn, and the fanservice that was thrown in was draw in a way where it doesn't reveal too much, but you're content with what's there. 10/10. The story progressed well. The battle is well underway, and not too well for the heroes, it's no cakewalk, I like that. The Eclipse Gate is about to open, and the hooded girl is LUCY. Well done Hiro, 10/10. The fight. What the hell can I say about it? It was excellent, the exchange of blows, the pacing, the magics thrown out by Minerva which are very powerful and awesome, Erza and Kagura's determination, and yes, the fanservice, the delicious clothing damage, ERZA'S TITS! 10/10, and overall, an Excellent Chapter Hiro.

Poll
Are you pleased that the hooded girl is Lucy? Yes, this gives Lucy a bigger role in the story, since, despite being the main character, she tends to hang back too much. No, it would have been better for it to be someone else, Lucy isn't fit for this role.

Fairy Tail is all done for today, but I assume it'll be back next week, what with Christmas and such, I'm not entirely sure. Anyway, comment as you please, I enjoy them, go wild, I don't care if you keep it clean.