User blog:Perchan/Fairy Tail 308- In Which There Is Too Much Paper (FT vs Executors)

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Chapter Review
Alright, going from last chapter which I have barely any recollection of, FT is about to fight the Garou Knights, who look like One Piece crossovers. To be honest, they're nowhere near as bad as the Zero Division, who all need to die. Bleach is shit. Anyway back to FT.

The story so far is that Lucy was captured by the Kingdom's army, leading Fairy Tail to use a double strategy: One team fights in the Grand Magic Games and another goes to rescue her. Gray has managed to stomp that jerk Rufus into the ground and steal his hat- which he looks sexy with; not only that, it messed up Sabertooth's strategy pretty bad. Sadly, being lead by the dumbass known as Natsu Dragneel, the rescue team falls into the princess' trap and they're sent to Hell Palace. If that's not enough, the Kingdom's special team, the Garou Knights are there to kill them all.

Anyway, let's get started. To be honest, this chapter was actually kinda boring to me; which is why I was saddled with it lol. I'm not complaining though. I find it amusing that Natsu actually thinks some of the Garou Knights look ridiclous- but then again, he looks stupider than all of them combined and needs to be shot like the horse he is.

Then Arcadios states the obvious, and does remind our heroes that yes; the Garou Knights are professional killers and their magic is tailored exactly for that purpose. And so, a massive brawl begins.



AND I RAN I RAN SO FAR AWAY. COULDN'T GET AWAY *hums Saint Seiya theme* And thus the two women -Cosmos and Kamika- unleash a combo spell (which I am gonna say is Unison Raid, deal with it) which is called Red Dance Paper Storm...or Paper Storm Red Dance, whatever. Natsu launches fire at it, which doesn't work as apparantly "red paper is the god of flames". All I can say is "wat". Where is the logic? This magic is stupid as hell. Luckily Wendy breaks through with Sky Dragon's Roar, but she then gets caught up in a flower of corpses, which apparantly blossoms in blood. Thankfully Mira does awesome and saves her. And Pantherlily cuts some more plants and dodges some guy's attack, but nobody cares about him.

Then the black-haired chick uses Paper Storm: Purple Dance which is a super-binding attack or something. This perfectly holds FT in place for...



*insert Saint Seiya reference here* This is apparantly a summoning magic which summons a giant-ass flower which functions as a vacuum, attempting to suck FT inside. Wendy does something new and uses her Reze spell to attempt to recover from physical abnormal conditions. This allows the group to act normally, and they decide to destroy it.



MURICA!

Anywho, cut to the guards, they're all celebrating about how they think the Garou Knights will slaughter FT. Either way, Hisui, cuddlebug that she is, is dissapointed that her plan keeps backfiring on her and she wants Arcadios to be safe...I sense shipping. But not with that fugly nose of his.

Now everyone's all split up and they're forced to fight individually. So basically, Natsu vs. Amon, Wendy vs. Cosmos, Pantherlily vs. Fat Guy, Mirajane vs. Kamika, and finally, Lucy and Yukino vs. Uosuke. This could be interesting...

Anyway the review's done for today.

Comments belong in the comments sections as always (YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKED COMMENTS SO I PUT A COMMENT IN YOUR COMMENT SECTION...I'll admit that was terrible.) and state your thoughts on this chapter.

Per out.

Magic, Spells, and Abilities Used

 * Dragon Slayer Magic (滅竜魔法 Metsuryū Mahō)
 * Fire Dragon Slayer Magic (火の滅竜魔法 Ka no Metsuryū Mahō)
 * Sky Dragon Slayer Magic (天の滅竜魔法 Ten no Metsuryū Mahō)
 * Paper Magic
 * Summoning Magic: Plant Summoning
 * Acid Magic

Scores
A pretty decent chapter; it was a breath of fresh air- finally, people are using strategies in FT. I would give it a 8/10.

Poll
What do you think of the Garou Knights? They're nice. Bit weird. One Piece rip-offs.