User blog:LastationLover5000/Fairy Tail 287 - In Which Hiro Has Obviously Seen Goku's fight with Nappa (True Family)

"Fairy Tail is my family. AND I CRUSH MY FAMILY'S ENEMIES!"

- Laxus

"Lumen Histoire is the darkness of Fairy Tail. Someday, the time to learn about it will come...the time to learn about the Truth of Fairy Tail..."

- Iwan



Ok, I could easily sum this chapter up in one word for you all, and then go on about my day. That one word would be:

Awesome

But, since I know some of you look forward to my blogs, I won't jip you like. Also, I don't think I did one last week. So sorry.

Anyway, SHOWTIME.

The chapter itself begins to be a bit of exposition, with Iwan indulging in stereotypical villain monologuing. Iwan, we hate you, but, mainly, it's your nose man. Get a nose job or SOMETHING, Good GRAVY. Anyway, enough about superficial facial flaws that make Iwan one of the more uglier males I've seen in a manga, Laxus pretty much says "shut up" in the most epic way a Shōnen hero can that doesn't involve physical asskicking.

Mental Asskicking. And it results in a villainous breakdown so epic I must show you the full page, it is required: So...he's like five, mentally? I mean, what adult rages like this?

He then sics his guild minions (and I say minions, not members, because that is obviously what they are) on Laxus...who proceeds to one-shot them all in a manner that would make even SSJ2 Gohan backpedal for a second, while proclaiming payback for his friends. FALCOWN PWNCH!

I love how this Laxus is so much better than the Laxus we first met. Now that his rebellious teen years have died down, he is kicking all sorts of all, left and right, sideways, and upsidedown. I heard a quote yesterday that, as of this moment, only Laxus can live up to:

"They're on Our Right, They're on Our Left, They're in Front of Us, They're Behind Us; They Can't Get Away from Us This Time."

After ripping Iwan a new one, he is proclaimed the winner of the battle and Raven Tail is disqualified. And also, they are arrested. Poor Flare...in prison, probably with Magic Sealing tags or handcuffs or something. WHAT IF SHE'S ABUSED!? Anyway, Iwan tells Laxus that the Lumen Histoire (remember that really strange monument thing that Makarov showed Gildarts chapters ago? Apparently, it's evil. And, judging from this:

Doesn't she have the cutest feet? I want to nibble on the toes >///<

Mavis knows something. Exactly what that something is, we'll find out at some point. Hiro doesn't forget things, unlike Kubo. Now we finally get to the ONLY THING I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT!! MY PRECIOUS WENDY IS FINALLY ENTERING THE BATTLE. I would like to take a moment to have you look at this: These two are the most adorable match-ups there could ever be! Look at Wendy, ready to go!!

I would also like a moment to say "UP YOURS ZICO, WENDY IS TOTALLY FIGHTING!" I'd be more explicit with my jeers to our beloved Zico but...I kind of like my job, ya know? Both girls step out into the field...and trip, causing the audience to laugh at their absolute cuteness. And Wendy is foreshadowing something. Let us introduce a bit of a speculation corner.

Speculation Corner
 * Chelia is Zeref in disguise
 * Chelia is the source of evil magic that Jellal and co. are looking for
 * Chelia is really thousands of years old and a victim of Laser-Guided Amnesia, and she is the true Ultimate Evil

Jellal, Ultear and Meredy all sense Zeref, which may lend some support to my theory about her being Zeref. Well, that's it for today. Put your speculation down as we wait for next week.