User blog:LastationLover5000/Fairy Tail 277 - The Grand Magic Games, Day 2, Current Standings

"The more precious something is, the more I want to destroy it. That's me."

- Kurohebi

Wanna start off by saying I don't know WHAT the chapter title is, sorry. As such, no title page to use. If anyone knows the title, tell me, please.

Well, this was an ok chapter. Sorry for not blogging last week. The chapter bored me into oblivion. This chapter didn't entertain me much either, but, I figured, I need to get to it. Natsu is out, obviously. Because, transporation messes with all Dragon Slayers (please take a look at Anguis Bane, I am going to abuse that MERCILESSLY). That concludes the personal advertisement portion of the blog.

Charle seems to have just decided her premonition was a dream.

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Please tell me you heard that. A dream. Oh yeah, I have demonic dreams like that all the time. Denial ain't just a river, seriously. I mean, who, who would believe something like that was a dream? Either way, let's segway into the next part.

Toby vs Kurohebi. Neither of these guys are really important, and, it honestly just went to show how much of a prick Raven Tail is. Before that, Flare and Lucy meet again. I feel sorry for Flare, she's been beaten and bruised teammates:

Why is no one reporting this!?

Anyway, back to the match, Toby starts making use of his claws. Ok, refresh me. Did we see this guy before? My memory sucks with useless chars like him, so refresh me. Anyway, Kurohebi disappears into the sand, and then attacks with Sand Rebellion, which is the magic of someone from Fairy Tail. He's mimicking magic, a rare ability.

I give the n00bs a week to spam this "rare", possibly ancient, magic.

Turns out Kurohebi isn't his real name. Toby, for some reason, gets pissed. So they strike a bet. If Toby wins, we get Kurohebi's real name, if Kurohebi wins, he learns Toby's Super Secret (more on that in a minute). And, of course, Toby gets decimated. Which leads me to wonder, why does he exist again? So, then he tells his secret. He can't find one of his socks...that's right on his chest, only fueling my belief that he isn't worth the ink he's made of. But, I can't help feeling bad. Kurohebi shows him where it is, Toby is all happy, and Kurohebi extends his hand and ''just when you think Raven Tail has at least one normal human being'': "And why did I destroy this? Because I'm a  prick."

Seriously, that was unwarranted, you can't help but feel a bit of humorous pity for Toby. Anyway, Bacchus...while I credit this guy for removing Cana's bra...I seriously do, THANK YOU MAN, you are annoying and here he is, rising with his Sake bottle. And apparently, His Majesty is an idiot. Erza doesn't transform, shortstack. Anyway, Elfman vs Bacchus. I do not like either of these guys, honestly. Bacchus is just annoying (more on that later), and Elfman is "Man this, man that". Then, Bacchus says "If I win, lemme have sex with your sisters." (I could have been more blunt, but, there are kiddies here I assume). Last I checked, Lisana is a teenager right? I suppose Fairy Tail doesn't have laws about that sort of thing.

And of course, Elfman is not going to let that slide. I am seriously rooting for Elfman here. I dislike him, but I'm rooting for him. Then Natsu wakes up to see Wendy gone, Charle gone, Por-Por...oh screw it, Grandeeney, aren't there, and Natsu says the scent of someone he doesn't know is still in the room.

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Who kidnapped my Wendy? No, seriously...

...who?