User blog:LastationLover5000/Fairy Tail 281 - In Which A Hilarious Guild Name is Created (Malice Is Concealed By the Curtain of the Night)

"To make skies roar... to make earth boil... to make the seas silent. That is Sabertooth."

- Gemma

"Rogue...Fro is weak too...will Fro disappear as well? You won't disappear Frosch. I'm with you after all."

- Frosch and Rogue

First things first. Bacchus' guild is now "Quatro Puppy". Whoo boy...that was a good laugh when I saw it, and it's just better when I re-see it.

Anywhoo, Jellal and Erza are down in the sewers (c'mon you two, no one is there but you guys, one of you, bust a move!), having a discussion. The magic that Jellal mentioned earlier apparently is similar (if not a match) to Zeref's. Cue speculation. Now, when he said it could be from a device...anyone remember the ominous machine from a chapter or so ago?

Anyway, it seems kittens always return home at some point:

Is shirt making a lost-art in Fairy Tail? Or are they just expensive?

Milliana...who I had totally forgotten about by the way, thank you Ashy for reminding me just who the hell she is. She and Erza get a nice little reunion that I believe has sparked the Erza X Milliana ship. And if it didn't...I just sparked it. Anyway, we then cut to the Sabertooth base and well...we're greeted by this:

I'm calling him "Dumbledouche"

This is Gemma (I'mma ignore just how much that sounds like "Emma", the bloody king of Hell or whatever in Japanese lore). He is, well, quite pissed that his guild has been taking a few losses. Dude, I don't know what the hell kind of ego boost you've been taking, but when you've entered any contest, I don't care how confident you are, you best go in fully prepared to lose. So, even though Sting lost in the most embarrassing fashion, he let's him off with a warning. While Yukino, willing to lay down her life for her guild and fought a great match, he berates her and then orders her to strip.

Notice how every male looks uncomfortable

Of course, no one is complaining. Especially none of us in the audience. Anyway, he then kicks her out of the guild...and let's Sting stay. DRAGONSLAYER FAVORITISM. Anyway, Sting and Rogue leave and are discussing how Dumbledouche goes a bit far. Rougue even questioned if Sabertooth can be called a "guild". Anyway, after Sting proves he's a douche, they mentioned "the young lady", who will be assembling for the team. WENDY COMPETITION!? A NEW LOLI MAYBE!? Anyway, Lucy, Natsu and Wendy are out on the town with the kitties and run into Yukino in street clothes. Lucy is totally getting new Celestial Spirits.

Back to Milliana and Erza, they are having a talk, dicussing Mermaid Heel and Kagura. As it turns out, she crafted her blade for the sole purpose of defeating Jellal...and Milliana wants to kill him as well!!!!

<center<Anyone notice that amazing Slasher's Smile!?

I hope she gets stuck in a tree and can't get down...